100% from concentrate, high in Vitamin D.

You can run, you can hide, but Karma will catch you. But when it catches you instantly, is when it's the most gratifying to witness.

Instant Karma. Instant gratification.

Many have a special connection with Jesus, but not like this.

If you're going to be this dumb, try to not advertise it on Facebook.

Imagine how the convo went down in the tatt shop. "So there's this black girl at work I like..." Tattoo artist "Say less"

The kind of aunt that'd hand you your first beer.

*Morgan Freeman voice* Well, she's right you know.

Why do lying pieces of crap exist?

I give it a solid 9 / 10.

This might be the wildest take I’ve ever heard.

The universe said “not today”

This makes less sense the longer you watch