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Yesterday, I had a huge craving for Italian. So I take my girlfriend to this high class place. The food and service was delicious. I end up giving a $50 tip. Right when the waiter takes the check, he farts on me. I wish I didn't tip. EFPosted on 14th May 2009 13:23
Today, I went over to my girlfriends house. While she was taking a shower I notice an empty box of the 'Morning After Pill' in her garbage. She lives alone, and I haven't had sex with her in a week. EFPosted on 12th May 2009 04:26
This year for Mother's Day, I decided to surprise my mom with a cake, a card I drew, and a watch she's always wanted. I no longer live at home and don't have the keys, so I decided to get there early in the morning to surprise her. I ring the bell but no one answers. I end up calling her cell only to find out that she's on vacation with her new boyfriend she just met last week. EF
Posted on 10th May 2009 10:10
Back in High School, I was running down the hall to catch up with my crush, when I slipped right behind her and out of reaction grabbed her dress to try to break the fall. She then pulled up her dress, kicked me, and left. At least I got some form of contact. EF
Posted on 8th May 2009 17:47
Last year at school, I was at my locker at the end of the day. I dialed my mom to see if she could come get me. I had the ringer on too loud and I jumped when the first rang sounded. This caused a book on the top shelf to hit me in the head. Mom mom answered the phone to me swearing like a sailor. EF
Posted on 7th May 2009 23:14
Today, I invited my best friend over to watch the game at my place. My girlfriend ended up coming over and somehow we all agreed to do a movie night. We were having fun, drinking and eating when I went to take a dump. Feeling a little uneasy, I snuck back to the living room without flushing only to find them feeling each other up and making out. EF
Posted on 7th May 2009 11:37
A few weeks ago i went to this poppin party and got drunk and did some pills. I saw this girl form across the room and we got to talkin, after about ten drinks she came back to my place and we fucked. Next day my mom came over and asked, "What is your cousin ____ doing here?" EF
Posted on 5th May 2009 17:14
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Yesterday, I had a huge craving for Italian. So I take my girlfriend to this high class place. The food and service was delicious. I end up giving a $50 tip. Right when the waiter takes the check, he farts on me. I wish I didn't tip. EFPosted on 14th May 2009 13:23
Today, I went over to my girlfriends house. While she was taking a shower I notice an empty box of the 'Morning After Pill' in her garbage. She lives alone, and I haven't had sex with her in a week. EFPosted on 12th May 2009 04:26
This year for Mother's Day, I decided to surprise my mom with a cake, a card I drew, and a watch she's always wanted. I no longer live at home and don't have the keys, so I decided to get there early in the morning to surprise her. I ring the bell but no one answers. I end up calling her cell only to find out that she's on vacation with her new boyfriend she just met last week. EF
Posted on 10th May 2009 10:10
Back in High School, I was running down the hall to catch up with my crush, when I slipped right behind her and out of reaction grabbed her dress to try to break the fall. She then pulled up her dress, kicked me, and left. At least I got some form of contact. EF
Posted on 8th May 2009 17:47
Last year at school, I was at my locker at the end of the day. I dialed my mom to see if she could come get me. I had the ringer on too loud and I jumped when the first rang sounded. This caused a book on the top shelf to hit me in the head. Mom mom answered the phone to me swearing like a sailor. EF
Posted on 7th May 2009 23:14
Today, I invited my best friend over to watch the game at my place. My girlfriend ended up coming over and somehow we all agreed to do a movie night. We were having fun, drinking and eating when I went to take a dump. Feeling a little uneasy, I snuck back to the living room without flushing only to find them feeling each other up and making out. EF
Posted on 7th May 2009 11:37
A few weeks ago i went to this poppin party and got drunk and did some pills. I saw this girl form across the room and we got to talkin, after about ten drinks she came back to my place and we fucked. Next day my mom came over and asked, "What is your cousin ____ doing here?" EF
Posted on 5th May 2009 17:14
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