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By accident, i tripped in the wall and knocked down my 70 square inch plasma screen tv from the wall right onto my head and cracked it open... EFPosted on 16th Jun 2012 15:26
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i had diarrhea all night. luckily i slept through it. EFPosted on 16th Jun 2012 08:26
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To the guy who was looking at the black guys in the locker room; you obviously liked looking the their small dicks, fag! Keep your eyes in your area instead of judging the size of other guys. EFPosted on 16th Jun 2012 03:53
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The first time I stabbed my new girlfriend with my pork sword doggystyle, i noticed that she had a hairy asshole. i gave her 2 choices, immediate laser removal or we were breaking up. she thought i was kidding so i dumped her instantly. EFPosted on 15th Jun 2012 22:50
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omg its micheal jackson. im a girl and i shave everything, even my butt it isnt hard. if ya pussy stank buy some summer's eve body wash and spray it works! you gotta take care of yourself better than that ! EFPosted on 15th Jun 2012 18:30
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I got headlice at a motel that my famiy stayed in when our power got shut off cause my mom forgot to pay the bill. After finally getting rid of it after about 10 lice treatments, since i would not shave my head since im a girl, ive had severe dandruff for 4 years now. Absolutely NOTHING works to get rid of it, ive tried everything. EFPosted on 15th Jun 2012 05:30
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Reading these stories makes me so fucking horney!! EFPosted on 15th Jun 2012 03:18
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