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I'm DD (designated driver), everyone's plastered BUT ME, so I decide to go dance. Just as i get in the "groove" my shoe breaks, I twist my ankle, and fall on some random people who tell me "I shouldn't drink so much." On top of that my friend yells "that's what you get for buying $15 shoes!" Too bad they're over $90. EF
Posted on 1st Jun 2009 18:14
I haven't seen my parents in over a year. So on summer break I decided to make a trip back to my hometown. I ran into a few old friends and partied my ass off. I then drove home to my parents who were waiting up for me. I feel out of my car, hit my head then puked on the ground and fell in it. I got up and fiddled with my keys trying to open the door. My mom ended up opening it for me, to give me a hug. I ended up throwing up on her. EF
Posted on 30th May 2009 07:43
My wife and I have been playing World of Warcraft for about 3 months. I was a level 60 Rogue and she was a level 65 Hunter. Everything was good for a while, up until she divorced me over World of Warcraft from the office at her work. She left me for a level 70 Warlock. EFPosted on 30th May 2009 04:29
Today I got up early and put on black spandex shorts and went running with my dog. A bunch of guys were checking me out and making weird faces at me. When I got home I realized not only did I have the biggest cameltoe ever, but I also got my period. EF
Posted on 27th May 2009 23:31
Today, I drank at my friends party and this girl calls me at 4 am and tells me to pick her up. I was wasted and tried sobering up, then i asked her what would i get for coming to get her since she was an hour away. She said, "A juicy kiss". So I drive to her hotel for an hour while watching the sun rise, only to find out she fell asleep on me cause she was drunk too. EF
Posted on 27th May 2009 07:20
My bulldog started barking because she didn't have any food in her bowl. So I fill her bowl up to the top and give her some water. After I'm done, I reach down to pet her and she bites my hand,leaving me with 6 stitches and a permament scar. EFPosted on 26th May 2009 20:40
Last night, I tried the whole 'LOOK AT ME ILL BE COOL AND ROCK SUNGLASSES IN A CLUB'. They were brand new $300 Prada shades. I put them down for a second at the bar. Next thing I know, they are gone. Now I know why people keep them on all the time in clubs. They don't want to lose them. EFPosted on 22nd May 2009 15:15
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I'm DD (designated driver), everyone's plastered BUT ME, so I decide to go dance. Just as i get in the "groove" my shoe breaks, I twist my ankle, and fall on some random people who tell me "I shouldn't drink so much." On top of that my friend yells "that's what you get for buying $15 shoes!" Too bad they're over $90. EF
Posted on 1st Jun 2009 18:14
I haven't seen my parents in over a year. So on summer break I decided to make a trip back to my hometown. I ran into a few old friends and partied my ass off. I then drove home to my parents who were waiting up for me. I feel out of my car, hit my head then puked on the ground and fell in it. I got up and fiddled with my keys trying to open the door. My mom ended up opening it for me, to give me a hug. I ended up throwing up on her. EF
Posted on 30th May 2009 07:43
My wife and I have been playing World of Warcraft for about 3 months. I was a level 60 Rogue and she was a level 65 Hunter. Everything was good for a while, up until she divorced me over World of Warcraft from the office at her work. She left me for a level 70 Warlock. EFPosted on 30th May 2009 04:29
Today I got up early and put on black spandex shorts and went running with my dog. A bunch of guys were checking me out and making weird faces at me. When I got home I realized not only did I have the biggest cameltoe ever, but I also got my period. EF
Posted on 27th May 2009 23:31
Today, I drank at my friends party and this girl calls me at 4 am and tells me to pick her up. I was wasted and tried sobering up, then i asked her what would i get for coming to get her since she was an hour away. She said, "A juicy kiss". So I drive to her hotel for an hour while watching the sun rise, only to find out she fell asleep on me cause she was drunk too. EF
Posted on 27th May 2009 07:20
My bulldog started barking because she didn't have any food in her bowl. So I fill her bowl up to the top and give her some water. After I'm done, I reach down to pet her and she bites my hand,leaving me with 6 stitches and a permament scar. EFPosted on 26th May 2009 20:40
Last night, I tried the whole 'LOOK AT ME ILL BE COOL AND ROCK SUNGLASSES IN A CLUB'. They were brand new $300 Prada shades. I put them down for a second at the bar. Next thing I know, they are gone. Now I know why people keep them on all the time in clubs. They don't want to lose them. EFPosted on 22nd May 2009 15:15
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