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In gym class the guys stole my clothes and the teacher wouldn't help me, I had to walk around campus in short shorts and a t-shirt in January, while everybody laughed. A school secretary took pity on me and drove me home. EF
Posted on 10th Jun 2009 03:25
My first case of "Stinky Finger" was in my dads' 1978 Oldsmobile. Things got all hot and heavy as I got to third base. Unfortunately the girl had a horrible case of stinky pussy. That didn't stop my hormones or fingers. After our make out session I dropped her off and headed home. The next day when my dad got home from work he beat my ass! I left her stink on the steering wheel, ruining his leather steering wheel cover. Additionally, the ol man got the stink as well. He was a dentist, prior to the days of gloves, I guess he too got busted by a patient! EF
Posted on 9th Jun 2009 00:04
I was on the internet one day with my girlfriend over, and so she and I were bored, and started to have sex. After about an hour, I finally look over at the screen to realize that my friend who I was on skype with earlier was masturbating like a wild man to us having sex. I never ended the video call. EF
Posted on 8th Jun 2009 22:11
I was really bored in class and decided to play with myself under my sweatshirt. My teacher walked over to me in class thinking I was texting or something. Right when she was near me, I came. Poor Ms. Jennings spent the next month in the hospital recovering from her heart attack. Explaining what happened to my Principal, and then my parents was not fun. EF
Posted on 8th Jun 2009 18:08
One time, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically and said, "Keep dreaming Mr." EFPosted on 8th Jun 2009 13:22
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. EFPosted on 8th Jun 2009 13:21
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I drank her contacts. EFPosted on 8th Jun 2009 13:20
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In gym class the guys stole my clothes and the teacher wouldn't help me, I had to walk around campus in short shorts and a t-shirt in January, while everybody laughed. A school secretary took pity on me and drove me home. EF
Posted on 10th Jun 2009 03:25
My first case of "Stinky Finger" was in my dads' 1978 Oldsmobile. Things got all hot and heavy as I got to third base. Unfortunately the girl had a horrible case of stinky pussy. That didn't stop my hormones or fingers. After our make out session I dropped her off and headed home. The next day when my dad got home from work he beat my ass! I left her stink on the steering wheel, ruining his leather steering wheel cover. Additionally, the ol man got the stink as well. He was a dentist, prior to the days of gloves, I guess he too got busted by a patient! EF
Posted on 9th Jun 2009 00:04
I was on the internet one day with my girlfriend over, and so she and I were bored, and started to have sex. After about an hour, I finally look over at the screen to realize that my friend who I was on skype with earlier was masturbating like a wild man to us having sex. I never ended the video call. EF
Posted on 8th Jun 2009 22:11
I was really bored in class and decided to play with myself under my sweatshirt. My teacher walked over to me in class thinking I was texting or something. Right when she was near me, I came. Poor Ms. Jennings spent the next month in the hospital recovering from her heart attack. Explaining what happened to my Principal, and then my parents was not fun. EF
Posted on 8th Jun 2009 18:08
One time, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically and said, "Keep dreaming Mr." EFPosted on 8th Jun 2009 13:22
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. EFPosted on 8th Jun 2009 13:21
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I drank her contacts. EFPosted on 8th Jun 2009 13:20
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