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Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiance (I had no clue). I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically *I'm* the other woman! EFPosted on 3rd Jul 2009 11:46
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One time, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. EFPosted on 3rd Jul 2009 11:43
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i got drunk one night and screwed this hot chick a few times. a few short weeks later my (then single) dad brings home a lady friend and soon announces their plans to get married. they then decide it was time to meet my new step sister. low and behold walks in the girl i fucked weeks earlier EFPosted on 3rd Jul 2009 02:14
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Training the new worker, I left him to dump the mop bucket out. I warned him to be careful since the wheels on it make it hard to steer. He said he's always careful, then he crashed into the shelves broke $800 of product, spilled the water all over the floor and slipped on it. EFPosted on 2nd Jul 2009 04:02
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I used to have a rabbit. My dad lost his job and we were under hard times. One day i came home and my father told me my rabbit ran away. To cheer me up my father made a delicious meal of something that tasted alot like chicken. EF

Posted on 1st Jul 2009 13:58
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(206): got weed? (425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone. (206): sorry mom... EFPosted on 30th Jun 2009 23:44
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Is my penis soppose to bleed? EF

Posted on 30th Jun 2009 11:25
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