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I am only twelve years of age, and I happen to have a far more advanced and intelegent dialect and more diligent vocabulary than 90% of you incompetent imbeciles. And please stop abbreviating Epic Fail with the initials "E.F." Just spell it, it is really not extremely difficult. See? Epic Fail. EFPosted on 18th Jun 2012 14:43
I'm a girl, and my best friend is a guy, so my mother is always skeptical. Anyway, my family went swimming at my Aunt's house, and my stepfather said I could bring a friend, so i decided to invite my guy friend along. At one point, while I was laying on my stomach on an inflatable mat, he went off the diving board when I floated by, and he landed face-down on my back, in a position that could be interpreted as sexual. When he landed on me, my mom came out of the house, the exact moment i exclaimed "ow! what are you doing?!" "That did not go the way I plannned." he said as my mother ran over to the pool and slipped and fell in, breaking her femur. I'm not allowed to have friends over anymore. EF EFPosted on 18th Jun 2012 14:35
To all these men that can't keep their dicks to themselves while their women are off fight in another country. And all the women who do the same. Nice way to say thanks idiots. EFPosted on 18th Jun 2012 13:43
Hey guys! You shave your legs, wax your!pubes, shave your pits, pluck your eyebrows, and do all the other shit we girls do, and then complain about a little hair that almost every girl has around her butthole. EFPosted on 18th Jun 2012 05:46
I was sat on a bus and a woman was complaining about another woman named Tysha to, possibly, her friends. Apparently Tysha smells, has horrible crusty skin and terrible bad habits like talking behind your back and never having anything nice to say. After a pause the same woman then went on to talk about the crusty goop she finds between her toes, at length. EFPosted on 18th Jun 2012 01:21