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When i was a kid in Illinois i was throwing away the trash one night and a raccoon jumped from the trash and basically scratched and molested my face. I was too embarrassed to tell my parents so instead i told them i fell. EFPosted on 28th Aug 2009 05:52
Me and my buddy thought it would be funny to wake up our less than lame buddy. So we snuck into his house wearing masks. I guess he thought we were robbers and we didnt know he was in kick boxing. To sum the story up. The fight ended with my friend slammed through a windsheild and me laying down EFPosted on 27th Aug 2009 18:34
Went 2 a party with my gf an nobody smoked but me so i went in the basement there was no lights so i felt around and found a couch and there was a girl sittin there cryin.Things got hot i went down on her then my gf yelled 4 me so i went up and she asked if my sister was still sittin in the basement EFPosted on 26th Aug 2009 20:08