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yesterday my power went out all day. I went to a friend's house, not realizing that i'd left the sink on, since the water didn't work after the power went out. I got home to find three inches of water covering the entire ahous. my mother and I spent all night getting rid of the water. EFPosted on 3rd Sep 2009 06:01
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i bought a new laser pointer a high power green one i shined it and it made a Farly bright dot so i took it with me to a movie later that day but when i shine it on the screen i found out that in darkness you can see the beam so now I'm banned from that theater EFPosted on 2nd Sep 2009 21:24
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I went to the hospital suspecting I was miscarrying and after 3 1/2 hours in the waiting room I told the receptionist I was passing clots and her only response was,"If you pass anything that looks like a baby come get me before you flush it," EFPosted on 2nd Sep 2009 05:14
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people told me i couldn't keep a girlfriend because i smothered them too much and gave them no space. so i stopped "smothering" and trusted my girlfriend with everything. 2 months into our relationship she cheated and i found out. i literally tried smother her and went to jail for 6 months EF

Posted on 2nd Sep 2009 03:21
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At school I sit alone during lunch EFPosted on 2nd Sep 2009 03:03
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My GF Called Me Fat hen Dumped Me EFPosted on 1st Sep 2009 19:43
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I was walking down the street and a fairly large woman was jogging towards me, as she got closer one of her boobs fell out of her top. It was hairy. EFPosted on 1st Sep 2009 07:45
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