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Brownn Commented on Miss Utah FAIL
i spelled my last name wrong on a quiz in English class. my teacher gave me an automatic F because of that, even though i got all the answers correct EFPosted on 2nd Oct 2009 05:15
I got dumped the other day by my girlfriend, it was our 2 month anniversary, i still have to go for a interview at the college i applyed for [i only choose it so i could be in the same city as her] EF
Posted on 1st Oct 2009 19:43
So I was "beating the meat" for over 2 hours trying to various (straight) vids to get off. Finally, I'm about to orgasm when there's a flashing ad of a buff guy from one of those 'get cut' ads. I blew my load to a guy. EFPosted on 1st Oct 2009 11:52
I Once peed in my Friends Diet rockstar and put dry up dog poop in he's pepsi EF
Posted on 1st Oct 2009 08:11
My friend and I were ice skating (my friend has some HUGE boobies) and i guess she tripped on some ice, hearing a thump behind me I turned around to see her laying flat on her back, boobs out of her shirt and in her face. cellphone cameras were already out and snapping by the time i got to her. EF
Posted on 1st Oct 2009 00:15
I went to prom with my girlfriend @ the time and we started grinding on each other and I came all over my rented tux. The next day I told a girl I liked hoping to impress her but she ended up telling everyone. Now no one looks @ me the same. EF
Posted on 30th Sep 2009 17:09
So I came from work late at night and I am happy to just get home and rest but as I come close to my house I see a huge ass trailer parked in front of my house.1st fail So I had to park in front of a neighbors house,they don't like this,argument sprouts.2nd fail Near got the police called on me.3rd EFPosted on 30th Sep 2009 04:47
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