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I went to a super bowl and forgot all my money and my ticket in my wallet in my car and locked it and left the keys in the car and was stuck at the parking lot till 3:00 in the morning. EFPosted on 18th Oct 2009 01:14
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when my mom pisses me off i use her electronic toothbrush to masturbate EFPosted on 17th Oct 2009 16:50
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I had a problem with my laptop, and was on the phone with DELL techs to fix it. The first time the guy pretended he didn't hear me and hung up. The next guy everything went smoothly till the end, but someone came to the door and I said hold on. Then he hung up. This is already an hour later. EFPosted on 17th Oct 2009 10:45
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My friend and me were going to play a prank on our friends. We were going to hide in the tree house and jump out and scare them when they came in. Being me, I slammed the door shut and hid. My friend came out of hiding and stared at me- the door didn't have a doorknob. Yep. We were locked in 4 1hr!! EFPosted on 16th Oct 2009 22:26
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It was my first day back from vacation my mom had bought me a pair of white jeans i was sick from under cooked food.I sat down in class and sneezed I SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS AND I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP OFF THE SEAT IN FRONT OF A LAUGHING CLASS, I dropped out of college EFPosted on 16th Oct 2009 17:06
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Last year i got in a fight with a kid, he said he's gonna have his dad kick my ass. I said ill fucken kill his dad. Then he got a call. His dad got in a car wreck and died. EFPosted on 16th Oct 2009 16:58
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At my bacholorette party I got completely wasted... I was still drunk the next day and decided to sleep it off. When I woke up at 5 p.m. both my voicemailbox and my text inbox were full.... today was my wedding day. EF

Posted on 16th Oct 2009 00:03
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