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I play toon town. I'm 31.... EFPosted on 19th Dec 2009 23:42
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Was caught off guard when a homeless man (who had his hand out asking for help) complained that the Fig Newtons I bought for him might have pork in them and he wouldn't eat anything with pork...even after I informed him that they were fruit bars not pork. On and on he went. When I made it to my car, I looked back to see him pitching them in the trash. Nice.

Posted on 19th Dec 2009 20:58
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i was on a trip to ottawa for 2 months and i wasnt able to phone my family back at home, a couple fo days later the phone finally rang and i was like ''heyyy!!!! its your daddy!!'' my 15 year old daughter answered and she said ''oh, its you'' then she hang up :( EFPosted on 19th Dec 2009 19:24
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My Knob Hurts. EF EFPosted on 19th Dec 2009 10:00
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I was in yoga class and the girl beside me farted and everyone thought it was me EFPosted on 19th Dec 2009 02:18
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i "thought" i lost my phone outside a buddys house so i raked a 20ft.x20ft. driveway clean of snow only to find my phone sitting at home on my nightstand.. EFPosted on 18th Dec 2009 16:55
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My friend was spinning me around backwards and I popped my knee. Now I have to get X-rays, MRI, and Maybe surgery to have it fixed.. I'm in competitive swimming. EF EF EF.. EFPosted on 18th Dec 2009 15:24
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