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it took me 20 minutes to realize that it automatically adds EF to the ends of stories. i feel very stupid for that little fact. EFPosted on 27th Dec 2009 04:10
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i'm a police officer in Pensacola, Florida. On three different occasions, I've caught someone with illegal substances, and I just punched two of them over and over again, and once I just tasered the guy. I know I won't get caught, cause I let each of them go, and they won't bring it up. EFPosted on 26th Dec 2009 22:24
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When I was taking a piss, my cat scratched my dick. It might be infected. EF EFPosted on 26th Dec 2009 20:00
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my gf told me to learn her language so i can meet her parents at Japan but i never asked her nationality and i learned Chinese now my gf is pissed at me and her parents are like wtf? EFPosted on 26th Dec 2009 06:06
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my gf broke up with me because i had a fever at her birthday EFPosted on 26th Dec 2009 05:26
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i had to crap real bad on the train and was 1 stop away so i thought it was safe to at least let out a fart but it was a lil more than that but no one noticed and my stop was coming up but all of a sudden the train stopped under the tunnel and everyone started smellin it and found out it was me EFPosted on 26th Dec 2009 05:10
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i had to crap real bad on the train and was 1 stop away so i thought it was safe to at least let out a fart but it was a lil more than that but no one noticed and my stop was coming up but all of a sudden the train stopped under the tunnel and everyone started smellin it and found out it was me EFPosted on 26th Dec 2009 05:08
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