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My girlfriend thought we needed to communicate better and said that things needed to change or else it was gonna be over. The next day I got a Cell with unlimited everything and a two year contract. We broke up a month ago and I've only used the phone twice EF EF EFPosted on 8th Jan 2010 06:23
I was in a restroom, taking a massive dump, when suddenly I heard this HUGE fart from the stall next to mine. And when I say huge, I mean like plane flying low over you loud. Then I smelled it. I was gagging and trying to get out, but wasn't done shitting so I ran out with shit halfway out of me EFPosted on 8th Jan 2010 00:23
i was at the mall when i saw someone that i had a class with. It was weird cause we both go to school 300 miles from where we both were at. I see him coming and i thought i would ask him if he remembered me but when i asked him he just looked ahead ahead and totally blew me off in front lots of ppl. EFPosted on 7th Jan 2010 21:40
I was drinking a Sobe drink in a glass bottle. School has just started, bell just rang. By friend's elbow hit the bottle and i chipped my tooth. I'm obsessive over my teeth, i cried and called my mom, i was in the dentist getting it fixed 20mins later! EFPosted on 7th Jan 2010 14:13