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I'm dating a guy i dont even like just b/c he likes me i plan on ditching him after valentines day EFPosted on 28th Jan 2010 23:17
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my dick was so big that my gf said its waaaay to big and and instead lost her virginity to a guy with a smaller dick. EF

Posted on 28th Jan 2010 23:16
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Well first off it was my birthday and my parents were gonna go eat that night so ithought i could have sex with my gf. So were gonna fuck when my mom calls and says to go down to the basement to turn the dryer off. Me and my gf go (and were buttnaked) and my familys down there and they yell suprise! EFPosted on 28th Jan 2010 21:41
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i thought my phone was broken, so i took it to get it fixed. turns out no one was texting me. EF EFPosted on 28th Jan 2010 21:16
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i got a $200 speeding ticket , then i tried to bribe the ladie cop with myslef and 50 dollars. but i ended up getting another ticket for $150 dollars.. Then i just took both tickets and as i was leaving i threw my ciagarette out the window and i got another daum ticket for letering EF Ef EF EF EFPosted on 28th Jan 2010 19:55
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theres this manager @ my work. he's 42 and he's worked @ the same grocery store since high school. he has a tatoo of a purple cross on his arm and he caries around a purple afro pick in his back pocket. whenever he sees a hot girl he runs up and down the aisles yelling code 21. the girls are like 12 EFPosted on 28th Jan 2010 18:33
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im sitting next to our schools wrestling heavy weight while he's listening to barbie girl and wearing a ufc shirt. EFPosted on 28th Jan 2010 18:28
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