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This ones to the ladies, always an i repeat always make sure you bf/hubby washes his hands after using tabasco sauce,and type of hot sauce, i forgot my bf used it to eat then five mins later his fingering me, well storry shortt my vag-ay-jay was on fire =/ EFPosted on 15th Oct 2012 02:10
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me and my fiancee bought a puppy because i went through a i need a baby or a puppy stage and we got our adorable pit bull. well he loves his momma and decided that daddy was hurting her one night when we were having sex and pissed on both of us. since i was on bottom it was on my side and my face... EFPosted on 14th Oct 2012 23:22
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My girlfriend came at me today, she gave me a blowjob, then at the end a handjob, I have cummed, I have headshotted myself in my eyeball. Real story. She didn't see though. But still a real EFPosted on 14th Oct 2012 21:46
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When you spend 10 bucks on lottery scratch offs and the only winner is the first one for 2 dollars. ND. Ef. EFPosted on 14th Oct 2012 19:16
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I was eating lunch with my mom when suddenly I threw up. she made me eat my puke EFPosted on 14th Oct 2012 17:32
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Today, I stepped on a staple, and a plug. :/ EFPosted on 14th Oct 2012 03:04
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If the natural selection theory is true, i really hope you people ain't fucking! EFPosted on 14th Oct 2012 01:22
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