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I just found out the tooth fairy isn't real. I'm 13. Before that, I was planning on pulling out my teeth so I wouldn't have to work after college. EFPosted on 9th Apr 2010 09:47
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my ex girlfriend wanted 500$ because thats how much she spent on me during our 3 weeks of dating i told her i dont support prositution. EFPosted on 9th Apr 2010 07:21
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first french kiss with anyone, i bit the guys toungue so hard it bled, it ws my first kiss with him and i was so suprized i bit him. hes my ex now. EF EFPosted on 9th Apr 2010 05:03
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I once suckeed my dogs balls when I was like 12 EFPosted on 9th Apr 2010 02:13
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i'm a girl and i bum-raped my ex boyfriend (with my finger. i've never done it before) we were both drunk and i felt terrible next morning. he wouldn't talk bout it EF EFPosted on 9th Apr 2010 00:29
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my buthole burns. cause i dont wipe. im illergik to tolet paper. EFPosted on 8th Apr 2010 17:11
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In hot weather my ass sweats so much I have to use home made "manpons" or "manatory towels" so it wont show through my jeans :( EFPosted on 8th Apr 2010 13:25
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