earlier today i got kicked out of summer school for telling the teacher she looked like a raisin wrapped up in toliet paper (wearing a white dress and us wrinkly an saggy)learn to shane armpits and to get he mustouche lined up EFPosted on 15th Jul 2012 03:04
My 70 year old grandma took a big ass shit an clogged the toliet she left it there without sayin nothing until my stepdad found it she denied but i saw she was the last one in there we tried to un clogg it for HOURS we even used pipe cleanin liquid that didnt work when they left to get more i had to take the only shit made ti worse but nobody noticed EFPosted on 15th Jul 2012 02:39
I have red hair and green eyes. My wife has blonde hair and blue eyes. She gave birth to a baby with black hair and brown eyes and swears she hasn't cheated on me. Riiiiight.
EFPosted on 14th Jul 2012 16:20
Sometimes I wonder with the vast majority of these stories being written by complete idiots, how do you live? Just really? Do you have to remember how to breathe and how to not accidentally kill yourself with the everyday dangers of life? EFPosted on 14th Jul 2012 02:54