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Dear person who said anal sex makes your ass muscles stretch, so does being pregnant. Proven fact. EFPosted on 22nd Jul 2012 06:59
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More people on facebook wished me a happy birthday than my friends and family. I don't even know the people on facebook. EFPosted on 21st Jul 2012 15:26
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My friend got drunk at home. On the way to the pub for more beer he fell over in the road and fell asleep. A car hit him at 60mph. He tried to resist paramedics thinking they were aliens abducting him. 6 months in hospital, a year on crutches. I think that's a win! 60 mph! EFPosted on 21st Jul 2012 15:17
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i am 14 and i shower 2 times a day and i have never had sex and my pussy is skanky ... at least i can make a joke of it... ha..ha.. oh gawd EFPosted on 21st Jul 2012 05:37
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I have Maunchausen by proxy so i constantly lie about being sick worst lie.Having Schizophrenia i dont want to be crazy anymore. EFPosted on 21st Jul 2012 03:48
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Ive lied about how many partners ive had. EFPosted on 21st Jul 2012 03:46
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I was wondering why Anon got so many of his pictures on here but they never picked mine. EFPosted on 20th Jul 2012 18:37
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