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While having sex my gf started having her period but we didn't stop. In the morning, I went for a piss and started freaking about all the dry blood on my twig and berries until I realized what happened the night before. At least I didn't eat her out, now that would have been an EF. EFPosted on 17th Jun 2010 07:13
to the person who was complaing about apostrophes, no one fucking cares about apostrophes. youre such a grammar freak you even know how to spell etc. no wonder you only got 11 fails cuz you aint a fail. so go have sex with apostrophes. EFPosted on 17th Jun 2010 04:30
Last weekend i decided to hang with my friends at a party without telling my mom. I arrived home at noon the next day drunk and high with a cop right out side my house...It didn't turn out to well! EFPosted on 16th Jun 2010 21:03