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ok so i told my gf that she has a really stinky vagina so she breaks up with me and goes out with my best friend who also told her that her vagina smelled and she stayed with him turns out they have been fucking for months EFPosted on 28th Jun 2010 22:05
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Whenever my bf ejaculates, he says, "Look! My babies! They're everywhere!" It's awkward... EFPosted on 28th Jun 2010 16:51
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My boyfriend says that he's tasted his own sperm. EFPosted on 28th Jun 2010 16:50
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My mother, who is 82 told me she's going to break up with her boyfriend because she doesn't get enough action. My 82 year old mother gets more sex than me. EFPosted on 28th Jun 2010 13:35
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My dog likes total strangers more than me. EFPosted on 28th Jun 2010 13:34
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I went on a date with a girl, and after an expensive dinner all she could talk about was how her stomach has hurts, and how she has diarrhea. EFPosted on 28th Jun 2010 13:34
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I spit in people's pizza before I deliver them. EFPosted on 28th Jun 2010 13:32
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