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My best mate asked me to be his wingman on a date to the movies, turns out his date brought her friend too, who looked shrek but fatter, she kept laughing at any little thing i said, and she was trying to lean on me in the theatre the whole time.... I kept shuffling away, and ended up falling asleep EFPosted on 12th Sep 2010 12:51
My girlfriend weighs well over 400 pounds and whenever we get into an argument she sits on me until I pass out. She tells me that she does this to establish dominance. We've been together for 7 years and she thinks she's pregnant. EFPosted on 12th Sep 2010 03:56
There was a girl I had a crush on for 6 years and I never had the nerve to ask her out. I went to a church and found out she goes there to so one night I decided to ask her out on a movie with me and my friends. She says no and then preceeds to give her number to my other friend. EFPosted on 12th Sep 2010 00:46