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Sometimes I smoke while taking a crap. Last time while trying to drop the cig butt in the toilet (still sitting on it) I burned my balls. EF Posted on 18th Sep 2010 11:39
I tried adding my dad on facebook. He finally accepted me 2 months later and blocked his wall. EF Posted on 17th Sep 2010 16:18
I always catch my cat drinking out the toilet when I forget to flush. Then she licks my face. EF Posted on 17th Sep 2010 16:17
I've had the same cold for a fucking month. Immune system fail. EF Posted on 17th Sep 2010 16:17
I'm still in love with my X, even tho we haven't spoke in years. EF Posted on 17th Sep 2010 15:06
i crashed my new mercedes SLC. why you ask? i was taking my nephew for a ride, and he saw a green beetle and punched me in my face. He said hes sorry :) EF Posted on 17th Sep 2010 10:43
Before work, I cleaned my house whole day... and left my room&living room window open just little bit for fresh air. Now I'm cleaning my floor again w/ no electricity&have to do blanket laundry...I hate u storm! EF Posted on 17th Sep 2010 01:42
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