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I went to a prostitute, paid extra for the one hour session, and didn't even cum. I ended up going home and jerking off. EF Posted on 3rd Nov 2010 11:17
im 15 and pregnat i dont no who the fathar is EF Posted on 3rd Nov 2010 11:15
Im starting to get gray hair,
im thirteen EF Posted on 3rd Nov 2010 06:27
My neighbor was deployed to Afghanistan 2 years ago for a 12 month mission. I slept with his wife and she got pregnant. He is too stupid to realize that his new kid is actually someone else's kid. Luckily I don't pay child support. EF Posted on 3rd Nov 2010 00:57
I slipped on a sticky substance in the shower at my local gym. I'm pretty sure it was man-cum. That teaches me never to shower barefoot in public places ever again. EF Posted on 1st Nov 2010 08:48
My Grandma randomly calls me early in the morning to sing me Justin Bieber songs. EF Posted on 1st Nov 2010 08:44
I spent $100 on a halloween party ticket. When I got there they said the party was closed down due to it being overcrowded. $ Well spent FAIL! EF Posted on 1st Nov 2010 08:44
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