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Everynight, i come back home from the bus stop. I take the dark shortcuts trough the woods. I could take the normal roads, because the distance difference isn't that much, but i really hope to get attacked by a vampire in the woods shortcut, so i can live life as twilight. EF EFPosted on 25th Nov 2010 21:26
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I have a boil the size of a walnut on my inner thigh by my vagina :'( I can barely walk so when I tried I fell down my basement stairs cuz I tripped over my own foot:( EFPosted on 25th Nov 2010 21:18
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while having sex, the stench of my gf's vag was so bad i vomited on it. she said to keep going EFPosted on 25th Nov 2010 10:17
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I asked my mom if i was adopted, she said yes, i figured this all out before i asked her. How? Well my 'mom' turns me on. EFPosted on 25th Nov 2010 07:47
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I wear three condoms during sex to make my dick look bigger. EFPosted on 25th Nov 2010 07:45
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i woke up with my dog's ass right in my face. then he proceeded to fart EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 23:30
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My biological mom died when I was 7. I'm 14 now. My stepmom just left my dad.. I've lost 2 moms in 14 years. EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 23:06
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