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I leave my nails super long and cut them in a shape of a V. This way I'm like a superhero with weapons always on me. Plus, it's handy for picking your nose. EFPosted on 20th Jan 2011 07:34
I'm sexually attracted to animals more than women. as a result i'm a 30 year old virgin.. EFPosted on 20th Jan 2011 04:51
i have an extreem fear of bugs crawling up my vag and laying eggs! EFPosted on 20th Jan 2011 04:17
I used to collect human hair EFPosted on 20th Jan 2011 02:12
I live with my GF. I know she showers at least twice per day. I cant figure out why her pussy smells so bad all the time. EFPosted on 20th Jan 2011 00:54
To the girl who's dog runs away from the smell of her crotch... Why the fuck is your dog close enough to that area of your body to smell it, anyways?? EFPosted on 20th Jan 2011 00:52
i just lost my virginity to a toothbrush
EFPosted on 19th Jan 2011 16:27
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