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I'm in love with Michael Jackson even though he's dead. I imagine us walking on the beach holding hands and then having hott sex in the middle of a huge storm or in a hot tub, I am a 47 year old straight male EFPosted on 19th Feb 2011 13:44
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. EFPosted on 19th Feb 2011 05:43
My Gf ditched me on Valentines day so i flipped out because i had a huge surprise for her including rose pettels and a warm bath. We ended up breaking up and havent talked since. She also added the guy she cheated on me with on facebook an hour later.
EFPosted on 17th Feb 2011 18:56