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my bf does nothing but sleep on his days off and ditches me for his friends all the time. i dont think he realizes how easy i could replace him. even his friends want me. EFPosted on 10th Mar 2011 03:33
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My boyfriend was hugging me and got a boner. I thought it was cuz of me until I saw him staring at his friend from across the room...epic judgement fail. EFPosted on 10th Mar 2011 01:09
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Ever notice in the paper, the pets section, that dogs usually cost between $200 and $1500 but you look at cats and they are usually free to a good home? I got a free cat for my girlfriend, $700 in vet bills and it still pissed on my laptop. EFPosted on 9th Mar 2011 20:11
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my cat ate my exs dirty underwear EFPosted on 9th Mar 2011 18:53
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I masturbate with bagels. EFPosted on 7th Mar 2011 14:53
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I keep the condome wich i lost my virginity with EFPosted on 7th Mar 2011 14:31
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my friend started dating the girl i wanted to date and now i wouldn't care if he fucking died EFPosted on 7th Mar 2011 04:11
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