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My mother used to invite guys over for booty calls when I was a kid to have sex. I'd wake up sometimes to the noises. Funny thing is, my mother pretends she's Mrs. Prude and old fashioned. EFPosted on 25th Mar 2011 08:04
Sometimes to get back at my sister, I take her laptop in the bathroom while I'm taking a dump. And don't wash my hands. Then I tell her to smell her keyboard after, and she never gets why I'm laughing hysterically as she smells it. EFPosted on 25th Mar 2011 08:02
I just learned my brother had a girlfriend. Found it on facebook. I called him to congratulate him. Turns out they are already engaged. Thanks for keeping me in the loop bro. EFPosted on 25th Mar 2011 08:01
Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" EFPosted on 25th Mar 2011 04:50