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i cut my nails every two week.. I always save the clippings and eat them after EFPosted on 22nd Apr 2011 04:28
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playing WOW is SO much better then getting any action! EFPosted on 22nd Apr 2011 04:27
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I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. EF

Posted on 21st Apr 2011 14:26
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I just found out that my boyfriend dated his step sister for 5 years before we dated. Ew. EFPosted on 21st Apr 2011 14:24
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For some odd reason, my right breast is bigger than my left one. So I brought two types of bras, cut them in half and super glued them to together. Yeah, I know c: EFPosted on 21st Apr 2011 12:54
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My grandmother feeds stray cats and says she's not a cat lady. EFPosted on 21st Apr 2011 08:20
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i like to poke my ass while i see pokemon PIKACHU!!!! EF EFPosted on 21st Apr 2011 05:52
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