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My boyfriend has just told me he wants to marry me. I've known him for under a year, we split up for 4 months and got back together 3 weeks ago, and I met him on the internet so I've seen him in person once. Oh, did I also mention that we're both 15? EFPosted on 19th Dec 2011 15:17
I was out to dinner with friends and they poured super hot pepper into my soup and stirred it up. When I got back they said the soup is getting cold, I should probably finish it. So I drank the whole thing. My ass has been burning terribly every time I take a shit for the past 4 days now... EFPosted on 18th Dec 2011 18:55