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im 12 and never had sex; i want to really bad but im scared of getting pregnant;so some one told me i should try masturbating with a sausage and in the middle of that process, it broke in half and got stuck up there. now i need to explain to my mum why a sausage was down there anyway,-M EFPosted on 26th Feb 2012 18:48
My father died when last month and my mother put me up for adoption 3 days after he died because he left me everything and her nothing I am now emancipated and I make 3 times more than my mother she lives in her 92 Honda and I have a 5 bedroom house and a brand new Cadillac escalade EFPosted on 26th Feb 2012 03:23
I went to this popping party once, and I got beyond drunk. My friend texted me the other day and told me I shouldn't drink so much.
I'm like, ''What do you mean?'' He replies, ''BECAUSE YOU THREW MY HAMSTER OUT THE WINDOW... SAYING ''PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!'' EFPosted on 26th Feb 2012 00:50
last night I got high af and there is was no food in the house except for a bag of chicken nuggets and there were precisely 7 left. I ended up burning them to a crisp.....although I did eat two before I decided not even ranch could save my munchies:( EFPosted on 25th Feb 2012 03:42