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so I have a harmless bump on my nuts, my GF bitched at me to get them checked out, so when I did I got the hot doctor lady to play with my nuts and tell me what I already knew, the bumps are harmless epic fail or epic win?!?!?! EFPosted on 2nd Mar 2012 19:51
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my girlfriend bites me every time she gives me a blowjob. it hurts so i stopped.. and im shy to tell her why im not letting her anymore. EF EFPosted on 2nd Mar 2012 19:34
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My brother is 24, has aspergers,schizophrenia,OCD and manic-deppression. He refuses to take meds so he can bludge off my parents, beleives he's a rockstar and the one time he took meds, he had a reaction and is now brain damaged too. Don't smoke weed kids EFPosted on 2nd Mar 2012 03:18
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People with mental illness who refuse to be medicated or don't try to get better. Instead of draining the system while hallucinating about being super man, get a job you tards! EFPosted on 2nd Mar 2012 03:10
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I went to visit my dad the night I got there I went out to meet an old friend while out I met a hot chick and went back to her place and we had awsome sex 2 days later we had some family over and she showed up and my dad told me she is my cousin who grew up on the other side of the country EFPosted on 2nd Mar 2012 02:54
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when the computer freezes when watching porn and your parents walk by EF EFPosted on 1st Mar 2012 22:27
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to the guy whos girlfriend sucks at everything... i feel your pain bro! EFPosted on 1st Mar 2012 14:47
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